Simon's Penis Fascination

As well as the development of a worrying anus and anal sex obsession, it now appears that Simon thinks nothing much of talking about his penis for no reason at all under the pretence of being humorous. In the middle of a discussion with a lady, who mentioned that she had 'snipped' part of the original text in her reply, Simon Brace said the following:

"Well, as long as it's not the kind of snipping that my Moslem work mates keep telling me to have done ... feel free to snip!"

If this is how he speaks to the ladies, it's no wonder he doesn't have a girlfriend.