Simon Claims Aristocracy (But Can't Spell It)

Here we see Simon claiming that he is of French aristocratic descent:

In fact..
my frenchness is that of aritocricity..ok,i'll try
that agian!:-)
aristocricity, yeah think that be right..or correct!

I never knew that aristocratic people were potty-mouthed homosexually-inclined racist alcoholic liars with paedophile and anal fascinations. Funny how he can't even spell the word, though.