Simon Brace EXPOSED!

Who Gives A Shit?

2006-10-14T01:58:00.000Z

Making Defamatory Threats

2006-09-14T05:48:00.000Z

Hot on the heels of Lisa De Witt's wishing death on Sai Baba's critics, we now have the drunken lunatic making idle threats:

Talking of criminal matters.. I shall be making enquires tomorrow, in regards to YOUR - Sanjay Dadlini aka, H.H. Swamiexposedananda potential peadophilic behaviour/actions.

I shall be making contact with child watch organizations and posibly the police too, in the Middlesex area ... alerting them (if they don't know of you already) that there is a sexual pervert - and possible peadophile, in their midst.

People who think child porn is 'ok', and people that download it ... NEED TO BE WATCHED!

I will also be making enquires as to which University you attend. People like you, should NOT - in ANY way shape or form ... be allowed to work with vulnerable people! One has to suspect your motives for even wanting to!

Is he a retard or something? Where is his proof of my alleged "potential paedophile behaviour/actions"? Or of my "downloading of child pornography"? He is simply repeating ad infinitum things that have been discussed (and disproved) before with mindless swallowing of it.

This drunken drug-addicted fool has forgotten all about his own sick fascination with paedophilia and is now trying desperately to project it onto others! This too with his continuing obsession with sex and his homo-erotic flirtations with other males?

Yep, someone had better inform the Nottingham constabulary.

Simon Brace: Still Desirable?

2006-03-15T02:00:00.000Z

After 'Ana' (a GuruRatings netizen) posted a spiritual poem:

There is no reality outside my mirage
there is no reality inside my dream

there is only This
fragmentation of my Soul,

A mirror I have broken,
filled in the reflection of You

slowly disappearing,
even as I write
with these trembling hands.

Simon asked her:

are your hands trembeling...
becauese you love me Ana ?
do u want me?

Yeah sure.

Hallelujah! Praise Be!

2006-03-15T00:49:00.000Z

Thus spake Simon Brace, for no feasible reason whatsoever:
"A fukin amen!
thats how it si!
thats how it is!"
Don't ask me what he meant, I haven't a clue.

Simon Brace Dishes Out Advice On False Penises

2006-03-10T04:37:00.000Z

Almost to confirm Simon's new penis fascination, he says this:

Oh, another thing..
have you got a fake willy?
Could come in handy!
I saw a few months ago, how some sports
person, had been caught using a prosthetic
willy. Yeah! It was connected to some kind
of bag, with urine in it, and he ... well, not
sure how it worked!
But i'm sure you could succeed where he
failed - I think he'd got away with it before
previously.
Maybe you could use a sausage - or a BIG
salami?
Something like that?
Tell 'em you're a little shy, if they wanna see
'everything'.
Poke a straw through the middle, and...well,
bob's ya uncle! :-)

Uh, okay.

Simon's Penis Fascination

2006-03-10T03:46:00.000Z

As well as the development of a worrying anus and anal sex obsession, it now appears that Simon thinks nothing much of talking about his penis for no reason at all under the pretence of being humorous. In the middle of a discussion with a lady, who mentioned that she had 'snipped' part of the original text in her reply, Simon Brace said the following:

"Well, as long as it's not the kind of snipping that my Moslem work mates keep telling me to have done ... feel free to snip!"

If this is how he speaks to the ladies, it's no wonder he doesn't have a girlfriend.

Maitreya Gave Simon Brace A Headache?

2006-03-09T03:41:00.000Z

Sai: It's all so easy to riddicule someone, isn't it?
Often just because their vision of something, is
different to our own. We somehow believe that
the 'other' is crazy, stupid, deluded ...

Y'know, I don't just believe in Maitreya, because
it seems like a good idea ... or because I have a
need - a desperation to believe in something.
I've no doubts that I had an encounter with him..
I have felt - tangibly felt energy, via the overshadowing
of Benjamin Creme (even down to giving me a headache)
interestingly, my sister did not feel the energy - but got
a headache at the exact same time.
After probably, 10 years, of often disabaling pain, and
despite all the strongest pain killers provided by GP's, my
father was relieved of ALL of it - through the taking of
homeopathic tablets, from a source, charged by Maitreya
I too, was relieved of stomach troubles, from the same.
No placebo effect, no expectation ... he didn't even know
what they were.
Interestingly too, when I could not care for him any longer,
and he had to go into a home, the tablets were stopped,
and back came the debilitating pain.
This is not 'pie in the sky', but tangible 'reality'.
I could go on ...
Many people - thousands of people, have experiened
Maitreya, some of them, world leaders.
I completely understand that all 'this', can sound incredible
unbelievable even, to some.
But just because something lies outside of ones own
personal experience, doesn't mean that it isn't so.

What The HECK Is He Raving On About?

2006-03-08T16:03:00.000Z

Simon Brace burst the door open and said this:

Ok, I just can't do it anymore!
I've tried my best..
but it seems my best just isn't quite good enough.
The lies, the great deceptions ... oh, the evil of it all!
It's just become way too heavy for this soul to bear any
longer.
I'm sure just hoping that Sarlo has an effective witness
protection, facility in place here, at GR?
The FBI, CIA, MI5, MI6, perhaps even the Mossad!
Whilst it's true, that I'm privy to some of the greatest secrets
known to man ... like ever!
I'm not sure that even my security level, reaches high on up
to the very top; there could be a myriad of bad guys out for
my blood!

What Gene was saying earlier, well ...
it's all true!
There - phew! I feel better already!
Yes, it's all true!
The powers that be are out to 'get them all' (not my words)
'Finger of God' sattelites?
Yep!
But even they, are just the tip of the iceberg.
Not only are there BIG 'fingers' - sattelites, hovering
above us, whose technology is totally awsome
(light bending capscity transcends all known laws) there are
mini sattelites also; they are known, by those in the know, as
'little toes'. you think the 'fingers' are something special?
Well let me tell ... they have NOTHING! ... on the 'little toes'!

Circles of light on buildings and streets ... childs play!

40ft Crosses of light in an enclosed building, and smaller
crosses in multitudes of homes around the planet, means that
we're now moving into a whole new ball game! Hence, the
development of the 'little toes'.
'Little', being the operative word!

Y'know, I get the feeling that some of you may think that Gene
goes over the top sometimes - is stuck in some kinda delusional
state of thinking, with all his 'Sci-Fi', stuff.
Not so!
If only you knew!
Well, now i'm gonna tell you about a couple of sci-fi 'things' ...
that are actually factually based.
Specifically, the film 'Inner Space', and ..
a factually based series, which went by the name of,
' Star Treck The Next Generation'

Yes, those Fingers (FOG's) exist, and are orbiting in outer space
(sorry, but I won't go as far as providing the exact co-ordinates)
As i've said, contorting light, into various angles, and keeping an
image stable, is childs play.
I'm sure most of you will be not so surprised, to hear that.
But..
what I think you 'may' be surprised at, is the technology involved
with the 'little toes'.

The film, 'Inner Spave' - where humans were minaturized, down
to almost microscopic proportions. Well..
it's all true!
These 'LT's' (little toes) are actually commanded - piloted, by
little biddy people!
This is how they get to project images, into enclosed buildings.

You may have have heard the phrase, 'fingers and thumbs' ..
well let me tell you, that the ideal, is fingers and toes!
Because that is where the 'LT's, hang out ... in outer space man!
Docked, onto the side of the 'fingers'

Form the larger 'eye', of the 'FOG' ... earth is scanned, for suitable
venues, for these 'Crosses of Light', to appear.
The signal is given...
and the 'little toes', undock, and zoom on down to earth; appearing
at the exact co-ordinates, given by the 'fingers'

How small are they?
Good question! Tiny!
And...
they are disguised - look like, flys!

Ahh, I know what you're thinking..
'how do they manage to carry enough fuel ... to make it to and fro,
into orbit'?
Warp drive!
Little - mini, warp drives, are fitted to all, the little toes.

But now .. and I feel responsible to warn you of this!
Be careful!
Be nice!
Dont kill flys!

The reason?
Well, not only is 'ahimsa', a very good thing ..
But these 'LT's' (which LOOk, like flys)
Are equiped with photon torpedoes ... and phasers!
And let me tell you something else..
they are not set to 'stun'!

Ok, I gotta go now..
I feel scared s***less ... but relieved of guilt, somewhat.
Can you imagine how difficult it is - the burden, of keeping
such earth shattering secrets to oneself???

It's not been an easy ride..

Simon Brace On Conspiracy Theories

2006-03-08T14:19:00.000Z

After a few of his GuruRatings friends discussed scientific reasons for the Maitreya light flashes that caused Simon to jump up and down in excitement, he had the following to say:

I'm not interested in conspiracy theories ... some people believe anything! :-)

No kidding. Simon Brace believes that a murderous homosexual pedophile is God incarnated on earth.

Simon Brace Dishes Out Pot Advice

2006-03-08T02:00:00.000Z

After admitting his chronic addiction to cannabis, Simon has the following advice to give to a pot-smoker:

sai: well one thing i will tell ya my friend..
just take it easty ok!
the soul feeds its vehicle throiugh the medium of the nadis
a very subtle gas...smoking ganja is not so hot for the nervous system
acid and other hallucengns are even worse.. can almost ruin an entire
incarnation by the damage they cause
just take i easy

Yeah, whatever. Perhaps he shouldn't have tried spending all of his money on it before growing his own. Smoking ganja hurts the bank balance too.

Simon: Maitreya Evangelist and Fundamentalist

2006-03-08T01:38:00.000Z

By way of explaining his recent behaviour, Simon says:

well it is a...well potentailly BIG subject, and is not easy to know
where to satert

He can start with spelling lessons.

i dont want to say tooo much, as is not that welcome here
but i will just say that these are some of the MANY examples of
miracles
floooding the world right now...they are pointers...to the emergence
of Maitreya buddha's open emergence
he is here already...and has been since 1977...ask nelson mandela how
he got his freedom1
ask micheal gorbecheve why...what inspired hoim to implement
peroistrika, and the end of the cold war....if he was still alive, you
could ask yassser arfat and the king of jorden why they changed there
thinking..
they all had experiences - visitations of maitrya

praise the lord!

So just to recap, according to Simon Brace, the following progresses in world affairs are due to visitations by Maitreya:

South Africa, freedom from apartheid
Mikhail Gorbachev's implementation of perestroika
The end of the Cold War

I suppose Maitreya's influence was also behind the extra spoon of sugar in my tea this morning.

Simon Brace: Laser Light Showman!

2006-03-08T01:07:00.000Z

On March 1st, Simon uploaded several pictures of buildings into the GuruRatings photos section. When he was asked about the significance of these buildings, this is what he replied:

those pics are an example..just one of many
of the 'miracles' that are floofing the world right now
as promised...and as reported by the media..an exponential rise of
miracles
are a happing righ tnow

they are are signs pointong to the emergence of maitryea
they are floooding the world right now

get ready!

And here's the proof:

Yeahhhhhh! Maitreya, yeahhhhhhhhhh!!!

More information here. *rolls eyes*

Simon Brace: EXPOSED Drug Abuser

2006-03-08T01:02:00.000Z

Out of his own mouth: Simon Brace used to smoke. What he used to smoke isn't clear but he talks about cannabis (marijuana, ganja) and supposedly hosted a room full of cannabis plants! Does it make any difference if he smoked cigarettes or joints, when he relentless castigates anti-Sai activists for their perceived and imagined faults and ignores the hypocritical drug-abusing and alcohol-abusing tendencies in himself?

I made a sarcastic remark earlier which appears to be true. Oh, the irony!

sai: you mean to tel me...that nothing gets you down?
you are free?
you live in joy?
why then ar u smokoing?
i used to smoke...used to smoke ALOT all my money went on it
i had a room...a bedroom that was fillled with plants..a growing light
smoking was a BIG thing part of my life
one day..
i got BLASTED with this light...this energy
BLIIS pure bliss...freedom
minutes after...
i went into that roomm
and i destroyed all those plants
you know something else?
i9 didnt but any more ganja after that
but i dried those plants outs...smoked a few joints..
you know what?
it brought me down!
it alterd the natural state that i was in...the joy that was with me
the smoking was a lesser feeling....much less

harry, i know that your everday experience is not of that
you know it too. I know if your experience was of that..then you would
not be smoking...i know it
its not just you...not talking of just you
peoples experince isn't of that...its easy to see!
its easy to see man!
pain and suffering...loniless despair..,inter mi9xed with joy and
happoiness
thats the normal -everyday consciousnsess
people arent free...c'mon!

Language, boy, language!

2006-03-08T00:49:00.000Z

I haven't a clue what's going on here. Simon's ranting in a neo-spiritual way and then starts employing profanity to make his "spiritual" point:

listen my man..
i can tell you from the soul!
from the core of my being that there is something 'bettter' than you
now experience.
man! i wish i was experiencing it now!
can u imagine feeling pure bliss?
can u imagine feeling that bliss and equanimity..
and then, and then having the thought...the question of'what would i
feel like if i was hoimeless...sleeping in a shop doorway...my house
burnt down'?
and the answer...the awarness being that..even that, copuld not affect
your equanimiity...could not affect the joy of your being?

fukin wow!
hey!?

thats what im talkin about. and thats what gets to me..
#when i hear people saying that nothing changes...that theres no big deal
there fucking is!

Simon Brace: Rants a bit and then gambles

2006-03-07T16:59:00.000Z

I can't make head nor tail of this. All I can see is a rant and then enquiries about gambling:

Sai: Now listen here Barry! Get back to the music,
and leave all this behind! I've told you that's where your
future lies...where your great talent is!

Only in the sense of...well, like Ramana for example - saying
that the Self is always realized, does make that sense.

Yes, we are the Self...you could say, 'period'...and like that
women (who's name I can't remember) in the great Meatloaf
song: 'Paradise by the Dashboard light', say, 'stop right there!'
Leave it as that.
Does it tell the whole story though?
Well really..
it tells nothing of the 'story' does it.
It maybe not important to 'you', or indeed anyone here.
Sure, there's nothing 'really', to 'get', or 'lose' .. 'I am that I am'

The Self is realized - you are that, blah blah... true, true TRUE!
Or, 'yes, yes, yes!' as Meg Ryan once uttered. But..
does Larry 'know' that ... every second of every day - moment
to moment, is that your - Barry's, experience?
Well, realization, 'gives' that to you, Garry!
I'm not saying, chase it ... you're not gonna be at peace, until
you get it - or anything like that.
But in this story - in the world of phenominality, realization
bestows that.
It seems at times, like everyone wants to throw the baby out
with the bath water.

Now then..
now I got that out of my system! :-)
We can discuss what I really wanted to talk about.

You a betting man, then?
Just asking, cos I being tempted to subscribe to one of those
syndicate 'thingies'. Y'know, those guys with the insider info,
and all that jazz, and they supposedly have great success?
Never made a bet before, but i'm getting REAL tempted to
subcribe to this 'thing'.
What do ya say?

Really going to the shop now!

Thank God for that.

What's he chatting about?

2006-03-07T00:50:00.000Z

when u love it all good
and when u dont..forget about it!

think you're enlightened? do ya love me?
if u say nay..then forfget abnout it!
full of the stinky stuff!

This guy is in serious danger of becoming a wackadoo.

Sound Advice From Simon Brace

2006-03-06T23:39:00.000Z

sai; that say it all! susan

forget all the ding dong- bing bong-arty farty -fancy pancy hickeldy-=pickedly-fuckedy-puckedy-mind rap-crap!

forget even who neem karol baba is#!

see god in all...and

well what more is trhere?

Simon: No Lady Accounts For Spiritual Interest

2006-03-06T22:57:00.000Z

In response to a statement by another poster:

> The meaning of life is "bliss". :-) It really is. All this
> consciousness stuff is just so that we can be conscious of "bliss".
> But not your everday garden variety bliss, oh no. I'm talkin' about
> cosmic super-bliss. I'm talkin' 'bout a bliss that'll make you forget
> all about your girl friend.
>

Simon said:

sai: Hell...thats what i wanna talk about! thats what it be alll about man! especially as i aint got a girlfriend! :-)

Why Does Simon Enquire About Alcohol?

2006-03-06T05:45:00.000Z

Anyway..

This is what i was talking about!!! (or thinking:-)

I didn't know you were singing some of the old songs...

belting out a few classics! The juice bar thing though..

hmmm you got any of the 'harder stuff', goin' on too?

Like how things were back in the old days, at the copacabana?

More bad language

2006-03-06T05:15:00.000Z

This post contains:

Holy shit!

'Nuff said.

Still ranting on ahimsa

2006-03-06T05:09:00.000Z

Jeez!

Sai: Imo, it's crucial to recognize in all this:
'existence/life', being hostile, 'thing', just exactly
what is going on, in cosmos.
The Self manifests according to it's vehicle/s,
and no more than this, can it do.
Sure, the Self is all..
but all forms (vehicles of the Self) are evolving, refining..
matter, litterally being spiritualized, in time and space.

It's not easy (in fact it's impossible) for the Self to manifest
itself 'fully', here - in dense physicality, without the matter
of this plane, being spiritualized.
This takes time ... a looooooong time!
The vehicle for the process, being the cycle of rebirth.

Of course, the more evolved the form, the more the Self can
manifest, in ever greater 'purity'.
The human kingdom, is the flower of all earths kingdoms
(vegetable/mineral/animal/human)
though there is 'higher' kingdom ..
the biblical, 'kingdom of souls'... that being the 'kingdom' of
the 'realized' - the Ramana's of this world, and, the 'Masters'.

"I died as mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal,
I died as animal and I was man..."
- Rumi

So in these 'lower' kingdoms - and in 'nature' itself..
the harmless nature of the Self (ahimsa) is compromised.

Yeah, whatever!

More on Ahimsa

2006-03-03T16:12:00.000Z

Simon followed through on his definition of ahimsa with the following comments. After another person said, "All I'm really trying to say is that if necessary I will kick ass and never regret it", Simon chimed in with:

This clarifies things for me - alot!
And this seems A LOT more agreeable to me.

"If necessary", sure .. kick that ass!
And when not necessary, then don't even
think about it!

Sigh. So not only is Mr. Brace free with his ahimsa-less tongue, but it looks like he doesn't mind physically "kicking ass" either. Such a shame that Sai Baba perverts the minds of his devotees in such a manner as to pervert the Vedic declarations that he claims to have come to renovate.

Is Simon Ranting Again?

2006-03-03T16:02:00.000Z

Make up your own minds:

Sai: Hey Mambo! Barry!
You're back? :-)

Hey too, snap! That song came to my mind too, as I
read that.

But what about you?

Tryin' to get that feeling again?
Ahh...I knew that you'd make it through the rain!
Sometimes, y'know..
well, I just can't smile without you!

Business in the non-dual sector not doing too well?

You're lucky to have a fall back though, eh.
I KNOW you're fan base will still be there..
just hang on!
Somewhere in the night, well..
could it be magic?
I think so!
Read 'em and weap, doubters!
And this time..
they'll be no gigs in the Bermuda triangle!
We'll open up the copacabana once more..yeah!
It's gonna be somethin special..
Ooooh..i wanna do it with you!

Are you still in contact, with Mandy?

Symbol Simon

2006-03-03T15:06:00.001Z

Lets not forget too, that this 'battle' is
one of allegory, and symbolism.
The 'conquering', and 'slaying' of enemies,
relate to those inner demons, that stand as
obstacles to our individual peace.
The 'opulent kingdom', being not an earthly
piece of land, but the peace, and love
experienced, when those 'enemies' of the mind
are slain. That above described, 'opulent Kingdom'
to 'be enjoyed', being an entering, into the
'kingdom of Heaven'

Here Simon Brace is referring to the Battle of Kurukshetra, otherwise known as the Mahabharata war. Although he is entitled to his own opinion, he's cordially invited to the battlefield of Kurukshetra near Haryana, India, and let us know if it's an allegorical or symbolic place.

Thick Oaf?

2006-03-03T15:06:00.000Z

Why does Simon ask so many questions, as if he can't understand what's being said? Take a look at this post from GuruRatings:

--- In GuruRatings@yahoogroups.com, "Michael Bowes" wrote:
>
> Ahimsa is only an ideal.

Sai: Only?

> In the world that we know and in the universe that we see, Ahimsa is
> not a naturally occuring element; and there's really no place for it.

Sai: No place, for harmlessness?

> The notion of Ahimsa exists only in the minds of the unrealized.

Sai: And the 'realized'..
do they not demonstrate it?

It's not just the 'way' of love?

Can he stop asking questions?

Ahimsa ain't much afta all..

2006-03-03T02:12:00.000Z

Ahimsa, is not a law to be 'obeyed by the faithful/conditioned'
Though at certain 'stages', this would be advisable.

Not to be obeyed? No wonder Mr. Brace freely indulges in ahimsa of the speech against critics of Sai Baba at every given opportunity.

Simon Claims Aristocracy (But Can't Spell It)

2006-03-01T01:19:00.000Z

Here we see Simon claiming that he is of French aristocratic descent:

In fact..
my frenchness is that of aritocricity..ok,i'll try
that agian!:-)
aristocricity, yeah think that be right..or correct!

I never knew that aristocratic people were potty-mouthed homosexually-inclined racist alcoholic liars with paedophile and anal fascinations. Funny how he can't even spell the word, though.

Potty Mouth Simon Brace

2006-02-28T22:22:00.000Z

- Warning! Graphic Language. -

Simon continues with the trademark tongue:

Fuck everyone else...they're not reallyhere!

It's just u and me kid

What The Heck Is Simon Smoking?

2006-02-28T22:06:00.001Z

When asked for his views on Tony O'Clery's post on Hitler and Stalin, Simon Brace replied:

Well, it was kinda jumbled up!
In the end...saying nothing - in effect.
This is terrible! But..
it never happened!

So it's all okay then?

Er,.. say that again?

Ahem, Mr. Professor Sir..

2006-02-28T22:06:00.000Z

I say sooooooooo many wise things..
i can't keep track! :-)

Simon Brace - RACIST!

2006-02-28T21:22:00.000Z

- Warning! Graphic Language. -

In a very shocking post on GuruRatings, Simon Brace is found to use racist language and ethnic slurs in an exchange with another person with regards to Anglo-French history:

"Fuck you Frenchie! It's about time you got over waterloo eh!"

Although he then qualified this with "Actually.. i'm a quater french :-)", there is no reason to engage in vile racism and referring to historical conflicts as a way of engendering discrimination.

Simon Falls Off The Wagon

2006-02-28T20:56:00.000Z

After relentlessly torturing Sai Baba's critics for imagined perversions and supposed moral lapses, Simon finally admits that he has fallen off the wagon in regards to his own addiction to alcohol:

"Well I had a little drink...but I still think i'd be lost here."

Continuing Obsession With Sex

2006-02-28T20:24:00.002Z

In response to the rhetorical question 'Were we ever going anywhere?', Simon retorts:

Well, we were never gonna be lovers, or anything like that!

Apart from the worrying obsession with sex and love issues, we see that this is also continuing the homo-erotic flirtation with other males.

Simon 'Anal'yses Hitler

2006-02-28T20:24:00.001Z

On Hitler, Simon had the following comment to make:

Well, maybe he was just an evil bugger?
Had strong desires ...

Perhaps so, but why the need for anal metaphors?

Simon Should Take His Own Advice

2006-02-28T20:24:00.000Z

If I happen to be...well, lets say, a thorn, instead of a rose
in someones experience/perception, then it's 'nice', to drop
out of sight. Something like that!

Oh! I shall admit too, that personally, I am concerned with
what others think of me. Yeah...
I know I know..
that is an ego thing.
But, hey! That's why i'm here ... talking to you!
Still gotta a few lifetimes left, before this soul 'attains'! :-)

No kidding.

Arguing For Arguments Sake

2006-02-28T04:08:00.000Z

The following comment from Simon Brace on GuruRatings attracted my attention:

Fine. Argueing for arguments sake, I can do without!

Yet on the SathyaSaiBaba2 board, Simon Brace argues endlessly with various critics of Sai Baba with no end in sight! Also interesting in when he comments:

Why do you always seek to argue - to get 'one over'?

Hah! Perhaps Simon should try looking at his face in the mirror one of these days.

Simon's Increasing Obsession With Pedophilia

2006-02-28T02:58:00.000Z

One thing that is utterly queer about Simon Brace is his stubborn insistence that he is right in spite of contradictory evidence. More worryingly, he states here that evidence for a proposition is secondary and that a state of being "plain and clear for all to see" has more importance.

To wit, Simon Brace insists that I am a paedophile simply because it is "obvious" and despite the lack of hard evidence. If you don't believe me, see for yourself:

"it is one of those situations that arise, when the truth is PLAIN AND CLEAR TO SEE. In these situations, 'proving it' - legally at least, is secondary."

This fellow obviously has no idea about the due process of law, even avoiding a question as to his whereabouts in order to initiate legal proceedings against him for slander and libel. No wonder, I guess it's very easy and comfortable to sit behind a computer screen and abuse people as 'anonymously' as possible. Ditto for Lisa De Witt and Gerald Moreno, they too appear to have scant regard for legality.

Here are a selection of comments from Simon within just one post, where he indiscriminately flings accusations about his newest obsession, paedophilia:

"You're a pervert, and we all KNOW IT!"

"As for evidence..there's more than enough of that, to show that you a pervert."

"But WE all know, the truth of the matter!"

"We know!"

"You are a pervert, and you should seek help."

"A DISGUSTING PERVERT - PERHAPS A PRACTICISING PEDOPHILE ... for all we know!"

"You know how they have these pedophile watch 'things', these day? I'm sure that you would be a prime candidate for such a list. Yes, i'm sure of it!"

"Humiliation, in the way that you feel - for being exposed as a pedophile?"

"You life is a sham, and a perversity. You should be ashamed of yourself!"

Yes, folks, this all comes from a guy who openly expresses homo-erotic sentiments for males, has a possible gender identity crisis, swears a lot and is now making references to buggery. That's excluding all of the pedophilia stuff above.

It makes you wonder what goes in the mind of this guy, as well as the minds of those who he closely associates with.

Simon Brace: Disowning Sai Baba as Guru?

2006-02-28T02:57:00.000Z

When Simon pretended to ask innocently what people meant when they were referring to his guru, another poster on GuruRatings suggested Sai Baba or Maitreya. To this, Simon replied:

they inspire me...through direct experience i know of their reality, and accept 'that'. Guru, is open to interpretation. Maitreya is nobodys guru. Sai Baba? Maybe, maybe not..

It appears here that Simon is being incredibly vague with his answer. It is unclear whether he means Sai Baba is 'maybe or maybe not' the guru of other people, or whether he means that Sai Baba is 'maybe, maybe not' his own guru.

At the very least and judging from this incredibly vague reply, it suggests that Simon Brace has now joined the clique of guru-deniers who, when their activities suggest a continuing affliliation with said guru, make all efforts to deny any connection. No wonder, considering that the guru in question - Sai Baba - is a reported homosexual paedophile with connections to murders and financial scandals amongst other things.

Make Of This What You Will

2006-02-28T02:04:00.000Z

sublimial..tublimial..rubmealittle..what's the difference?

Anal Sex Obsession

2006-02-27T22:16:00.000Z

Looks like Simon Brace cannot stop with the sexual references. This time it's buggery:

"sai buggered if i know!"

I love the phrasing. It's almost like an admission of Sai Baba's buggery. :-)

Simon Thinks Swearing At People "Great Fun"

2006-02-26T03:30:00.000Z

In relation to Simon's comment about Tony O'Clery being a "fuckin liar" at GuruRatings, he says:

"It was GREAT FUN, Sanjay! Others thought so too."

There you have it. Brace thinks it's great and hilarious to abuse people, and is encouraged by the fact that his friends think on the same lines. What more need be said for this follower of Sai Baba, who pays scant attention to the latter's teachings on sat-sanga?

MORE bad language from Simon Brace!

2006-02-22T17:37:00.000Z

Message http://groups.yahoo.com/group/GuruRatings/message/96593 is entitled:

"what a fuckin liar!"

Simon's Homo-Erotic Flirtation Avec Un Homme

2006-02-22T00:18:00.000Z

I was most surprised to see Simon openly flirting with Jody Radzik on the GuruRatings forum. For those who do not know, Jody is the brains behind Guruphiliac - a satirical blog that takes the Michael out of gurus, Sai Baba included of course.

It's kind of funny to see how the initial exchange took place. For the sake of convenience I've placed the comments in an easy-to-read format:

Simon: Hey jody..its been nice not arguing with you.

Jody: That's because I have been ignoring you.

Simon: we have differebt views though...somtimes, well often, i dont say anything cos i know that itwill result in a fight.

Jody: That's because you say stupid things.

Simon: being nicer...if it is done with awareness could well get you closer to your self

Jody: There's one of those stupid things.

Simon: to manifesting yourself, perhasps i should say isn't it habits? vasanas? being this..being that... if with awareness those things...that nastiness is' dropped' then the real...the SELf.. it, can then, with more fluidity manifest

Jody: Wrong. The Self has nothing to do with our actions in the world. We can pretend to emulate the Self, but all we are doing is emulating what we pretend the Self to be.

Simon: ahimsa is said in eosteric circles, to be the most powerful force for good.

Jody: Esoteric circles go nowhere.

Simon: be nice! its good! being nasty... well the Self is not that!

Jody: Neither is it nice.

Simon: only the separative ego mind, is that.. can be that! so if 'you' are that (nasty) then you are farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr from manifesting the self and so, in effect...niceness can! be very helpful in progreess to the Self

Jody: Only the "separative ego mind" can be nice. Nasty and niceness are completely part of the world, and have as much to do with the Self as my dog's ass. I'm nasty because it's honest. I honestly feel nasty when I encounter the kind of ignorance you parade around here. As a person, I'm sure you are very nice, and those who know me personally know I am the same, but I will not cotton to the moronic musings of a theosophy-infected nincompoop.
Sorry Sai, but everything you say is what I know to occlude the truth. You can expect me to be nasty whenever you try to tell me any of this. You are better off complaining about Tony [O'Clery] to those you are trying to be friendly with.

Having been so soundly thrashed by Jody, it would be unsderstandable if Simon was left deeply hurt by this exchange. Instead, he raised a few eyebrows (including mine) with this response. To keep it easy to read, I'll also include Jody's last comments to keep up the flow of conversation (!):

Jody: That's because I have been ignoring you.

Simon: you don't love me?

Jody: That's because you say stupid things.

Simon: can we get it on?

Jody: There's one of those stupid things.

Simon: if i said you had a beautiful body.. would u hold it agaisnyt me?

Jody: Wrong.

Simon: oooh...you really dont love me do you?

Jody: The Self has nothing to do with our actions in the world. We can pretend to emulate the Self, but all we are doing is emulating what we pretend the Self to be.

Simon: nothing to do with? but how do we act, then?

Jody: Esoteric circles go nowhere.

Simon: not even round and round?

Jody: Neither is it nice.

Simon: love is not its greatest expression, 'here'?

Jody: Only the "separative ego mind" can be nice. Nasty and niceness are completely part of the world, and have as much to do with the Self as my dog's ass.

Simon: not exactly.. the mind that is rroted in oness, can be nice too! in fact...that is very very nice! [rooted or rotted? ;-)]

Yeah whatever. Jody's hilarious response to some of the pertinent questions follows:

Simon: you don't love me?

Jody: Sometimes we must be mean to those we love.

Simon: can we get it on?

Jody: Er... no.

Simon: if i said you had a beautiful body.. would u hold it agaisnyt me?

Jody: Yes.

Simon: oooh...you really dont love me do you?

Jody: I love all beings. But sometimes some beings need a good shake.

And Simon's final response concludes with the following exchange:

Simon: you don't love me?

Jody: Sometimes we must be mean to those we love.

Simon: So we can kiss and make up later?

Jody: Er... no.

Simon: Mmm...playing hard to get!

Jody: Yes.

Simon: Or maybe not so hard?? I just knew you couldnt resist me:-)

Jody: I love all beings. But sometimes some beings need a good shake.

Simon: Well.. we can talk about that privately. I'm no prude..but i get a little shy.

Ahem, is that so? And just for the cherry on top, see how Simon signs off:

Ooooh..lopve to love you baby
donna

Yes, you read it right. Either he has forgotten his own name or he has some serious gender identity crisis going on. Either way I think that this exchange shows clearly how Simon Brace is unarguably a total whackhead with latent homosexual urges, and that's just putting it mildly.

Simon Keeps On Ranting

2006-02-21T23:27:00.000Z

I would like to give comment on this, especially with all the spelling mistakes and all, but why mess with it's genius? See if you can make any sense of this:

Thank you Sarlo..appreciatethat.
i really try hard here not to say antything about sb..
i really do.
Even though - at least to my mind..i can refute everything
that tonmy says. I dont do.
that is not easy!
even plain lies that can be documently - provably be refuted
i don't do...well hardly ever now.
I am not perfect, and sometimes i may find it difficult to srtay
quiet.
I appreciate that a lot here - including you do not want
to hear of SB...and i really try to honour that!
I really do!
just would like you to be aware of this..that i am
not seeking to promote him....or eeven mention him!

I believe that tony thinksSB to be guilty
But tony..like i do, knows that he lies prolifically
and he knows that the anti-sais, lie and fabricate
prolifically...he knows this!

So he understands where i am coming from.
he probably thinks that the ends justify the means
they dont. he doesnt know anything..and he knows it.
he believes, what he believes..but he hasn't experienced
anything.
and that.,..as i see it..is the crux of it
he never experienced SB when he was a devotee
i could say why that be the case!
ok...i will!
he was always too enmeshed in his ego!
big ego...SB..domt wanna know!
why?
cos whats trhe point?
when the syudent is ready...
you know the rest.
A student with big ego..is not ready.
its a sham.
and so he never experienced anything.
It's well known...those with big ego...get the blank treatment
that is the workshop. the best teaching.
Tolny has big ego..want s to be this...wants to be that..
but hes pretending...hes not ready to surrender

that is why he nevr experienced SB!
Sincere people ... experience him the world over!
He was not sincere..hge get jealous..
he think..well bllooddy hell! why not i get honoured?
he a pretender...and he know it.

I actually dont carry on with tony on other boards
i gave that up..no point to it
if u notice though..
soon as i come back here..
WHAM! Tony appears too!
taunting me, and tryting to provoke
opk...i be quiet now..
i try not to respond to him..say anything more

i know i'm ranting right now!
sometimnes it flows...

Well the last part is true, certainly. :-)

Simon Brace Composes Vulgar Nursery Rhymes

2006-02-21T20:40:00.000Z

WARNING - GRAPHIC LANGUAGE

By way of his irreverent sense of humour, it appears that Brace has his own spin on a popular romantic slogan that has appeared in endless variations in greeting cards galore.

In the midst of enquiring as to the whereabouts of a GuruRatings member, poems in her honour were invited. Simon's contribution is as follows:

Roeses are red
violets are blue
my names sai
who the f**k are u?

Creative, huh? It almosts sounds like something that Sai Baba might say!

Funny, considering what Simon said just three days ago to someone who mocked his guru:

Youre normally MUCH more graphic and downright FILTHY
than this!
Let it flow.......man..let it all out..
what are u afraid of?

just dont get too filty thoug eh!
dont think you will though...u dont want people to know
what you're RERALLY like..do you?

Looks to me that the never-ending hypocrisy continues to tighten it's grip.

Is Simon a Boxer?

2006-02-21T18:06:00.000Z

Make up your own minds:

Sai: Ok, but I gotta tell ya..
you're gonna need a jolly good ref, Larry.

Tony's a wise old son of a gun!
He know's his way around the ring alright.
Sure, he'll trip up often..
but he's a dirty fighter i tell ya!
It's not for nothing, that he draws attention
to, 'bollocks', often.
and if that ref ain't on the ball..
well you can bet old 'Surya', will be singing
like one of the 'bee gees' soon enough..
It'll only be a matter of time, before
Tony pulls the old, "What's that up there"?
trick..and while everyone's distracted for
a split sec, instead of saying,
'it's a load of bollocks'...
poor old Surya will have been kicked in 'em!

Oouch!

Simon Brace On Anti-Sai 'Wanted' Criminals

2006-02-21T00:01:00.000Z

In response to a posting of Hans de Kraker's experiences with Sai Baba on the GuruRatings forum, Simon had the following remarks to offer for out consideration:

Sai: Is this the guy that has diappeared...
because there is a warrant for his arrest in India?

Er, just in case Simon Brace is in posession of top-secret information that we don't have, we'll be interested to know the circumstances of de Kraker's arrest warrant. When was it issued, who by, and by which agency?

Or if Simon is deliberately telling porkies, surely he deserves a smack? Or two?

David and faye bailey
hmm..
you mean that guy that had allegations made against him of sexual abuse?
That guy that has been PROVEN..yes 'proven' to be a liar?

Well, as usual Simon gives scant details for his allegations. Is it really worth the time and the effort to ask what exactly David Bailey is supposedly lying about?

Faye bailey..ye, i know her!
She lied to me! Personally...she lied to me!
Told me of how wonderful, and how many healings had happened
as a result of Sai Babas charged lingham water..
and then said in 'the findings' (the thing that started everything
off) that the water was useless!
Hmm..
a liar, and a liar..
oh...and a wanted criminal!

So now, wait a minute, now it's Faye Bailey who's the wanted criminal? The same standard ten applies: Where's the arrest warrant? When was it issued, who by, and by which agency?

Not for one minute does anyone care about any 'lingam water'.

ok!

Next!

Unfortunately for Simon it's not as simple as that, as he needs to be taught again and again.

Simon Brace's views on ExBaba.Com

2006-02-20T23:52:00.000Z

Sai: yeah i know...it looks impressive!
looks 'true' untill that is...you go deeeper
really get to the fsacts
can't do that there though...a site that is run by a pervert
himself, a man that sticks up for a convicted pedophile
(not allegation) a man that is a fundamentalist christian
(don't like indian hoily men!)

Here, Brace alleges that ExBaba.Com is run by a perverted Christian fundamentalist who defends convicted paedophiles, in response to an anti-Sai critic. Does this make sense to you? ExBaba.Com's mission statement is: "to inform the public about a number of disconcerting reports that must be painful to many of Sai Baba's devotees." It is not the business of ExBaba.Com to worry about other paedophiles - convicted or not - unless they have some relevance to the Sai Baba situation.

Does it really matter if Sai Baba is a 'hoily' man or not? Those careless spelling mistakes do draw a wry smile; does Sai Baba apply oil? Is it holy oil, rendering it 'hoily'?

a site that has bee documented EXTEMSIVELY to be a
site of fabrication...made up of pathological liars...like yourself!

Yeah...i know it can look convincing on the surface..
but underneath..when u REALLY investigate - as the authoritys have done.
it turns out like your vision of things..

Perhaps Brace might like to tell us exactly how ExBaba.Com constitutes a site of fabrication? There are numerous well-researched articles hosted there, as well as some unarguable and revealing analyses of Sai Baba's own documented contradictions. It isn't easy to scream 'fabrication!' in a hit-and-run attack without providing some sort of example or evidence.

'nothing ever happened'

thats why...no one has even ATTEMPTED to go to court.
Despite, "world class resourses"..no one has even tried!

Maybe that's because the guy that offered those resoursees
has been clearly shown to be a liar?

Hmm, what's he talking about now? Is Simon Brace in touch with our legal department and representatives in order to conclusively state that they are "liars"? At least this last comment shows that Brace is a poor dittohead of Gerald Moreno's, unable to apply his own reasoning and logic to the situation and wholly relying on the inept and uninformed research of someone else. Repeating and enlarging on the arguments of somebody else is not a good way to go about making your mark. What was that about credibility again?

Pro-Sai Movie Buffs

2006-02-01T11:18:00.000Z

First Gerald Moreno insinuates that he has seen the Harry Potter movies (though claims not to have read the books), we now have Simon who appears to have watched 'Toy Story', or possibly 'Toy Story 2'.

"Sai: I agree, WHOLE-heartedly, Durga! You can become 'enlightened' (big one!) at any moment; but... you have to be ripe! Just like that juicy peach on the tree ... well, not quite juicy just yet - but at any moment, it shall become so.. after, it has completed it's 'process'. If it's a week away from becoming ripe, then no way josie..can it become ripe, today! And so it is, with the incarnating soul ... life after life, it purifys - refines - transmutes matter, untill finally, one grand and blessed day, whoooooooooooooosh.... infinity and beyond! Just like that peach ... free falling now, weeeeeeeee... freed from it's prison of a vehicle."

Simon's candid description of attaining enlightenment can be found here:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/GuruRatings/message/94133

"To Infinity and Beyond" is the catchphrase of Buzz Lightyear, the central character in the children's movie 'Toy Story'.

Lisa De Witt was compared to Smeagol some time ago. Since I have no idea who Smeagol is, I googled and found out that it was the name of a rather abusive and nasty character in the 'Lord of the Rings' movie. Since Lisa De Witt is observable as an abusive and nasty character, I find it to be a fitting comparison.

Why do the pro-Sais watch such childish movies?

My Interaction With Simon Brace

2006-01-01T01:47:00.000Z

I have had the distinct (dis)pleasure of interacting with Simon Brace only over the last few months or so. Currently I have no further interest to interact with him due to his disgraceful lack of manners and woefully low standards of argumentation.

At a time when I returned to the Sai Baba discussion boards to check in on what was going on, he appeared to be posting heated exchanges with Tony O'Clery on a regular basis. After reading one of these exchanges, my curiosity was aroused by one of his comments about Vedanta. I proceeded to politely question him about his experience in studying Vedanta and how it applied to the issues he was discussing.

After receiving several evasive replies, he then proceeded to engage on perhaps the most silliest and unmitigated campaign of character assassination against me.

Further exchanges proved to me that there was simply no point in wasting efforts discussing with someone who possessed a shockingly tiny capacity for reasonable and logical debate, blatant evasion of direct questions, as well as making the most lamest and cheapest below-the-belt pot shots ever.

With this blog I'll hope to document the never-ending farce that is Simon Brace.